Google Translate Is Life

If you have not discovered it yet, Google translate is pretty much the best thing ever. You can do so many things with it that are either productive or just plain amusing such as:

Sound smart by speaking in a different language. Impress your friends by simply translating a word or phrase into some other language and slipping it into everyday conversation. When your co-conversationers ask what in the world you just said, casually explain that it means this in this language. You’ll sound smart and well-educated.

Be grammatically correct. If you’ve got a project due in French, Spanish or Elvish, no sweat, Google translate is actually pretty smart. I’m not saying it will, without fail, be exactly and utterly perfect every single time you use it but it sure is helpful by giving you different suggestions and all that. (Something to note is that I’m very sure that they don’t offer translations for the Elf language yet. Or that it’s taught in school. But you never know so I just kind of threw that in there.)

 Play the Translating Game. If you have never tried this out, you don’t know what you’re missing. Basically, what you do is translate a word or sentence into a random other language, then translate whatever you got from that into another language and so on and so forth. By the time you go back to English, it will be completely different and quite hilarious.

For example, I translated “I have two cats, named Oreo and Gingersnap, who like to chase balls of fluff around the house and are super crazy” to Japanese, got a whole bunch of Japanese characters and, when I translated it back to English, I got “My name is super crazy like a ball of fluff to chase around the house and Gingersnap Oreos have two cats.” Crazy, right?You can do even more languages to mess it up even more.

Sometimes you stumble on something so random like when I translated “fox” into Polish, got “lis”, translated that back into English and got “November”.

This is great to do when you’re bored. Kills time instantly.

Make the voice that reads it out speak to people. This really creeps people out when you turn up the volume really loud and make the voice say something random. They don’t know where it’s coming from and it isn’t a voice they recognize. It’s really funny to watch their reactions! The only downside is that there is a limit to the amount of words you can make it say. But you can just feed the voice short sentences and then the sky’s the limit!

The above reasons are why I think all you need to live a fulfilling life is Google translate.


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